territorialcreep:

the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

guys im pretty sure the green powerpuff girl is a lesbian

image

yeah that’s the one

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miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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unfollower:

a fairy tale where the princess stuck in the tower has nothing better to do so she just works out all the time and gets ripped and kills the dragon herself

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joeyjoe69:

frozenshore:

joeyjoe69:

u wouldn’t download a hot guy

hell yea i would

yeah actually so would I

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honorary-fangirl:

starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

that took too long to figure out

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incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

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xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

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